Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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