in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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