gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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