Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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