google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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