i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize