as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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