The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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