Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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