That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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