At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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