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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it

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• (714): View more from California

  You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.

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  Those bitches did NOT have my back.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich

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