I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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