You made me cry and you don't even care
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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