i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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