Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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