I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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