I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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