That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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