We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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