Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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