so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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