y did u give ur computer a hand job?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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