Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Randomize