haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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