why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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