White coat. Heels.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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