at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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