Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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