Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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