Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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