dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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