If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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