we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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