I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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