So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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