I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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