before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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