dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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