Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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