She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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