Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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