The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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