alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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