Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i think i just lost a toe
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Your penis caused this!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize