we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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