Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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