he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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