youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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