Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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