I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
