The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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