spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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