The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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