I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
