Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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