Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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