he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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