Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
